It turned out I've got people who've friended me that I didn't know about. I was cleaning out my friends list because I wanted to get the wussy basic version of a livejournal in order to get rid of the ads (which I did, yay! No more ads! All I had to do was get rid of 10 icons and 50 friends which I didn't use) and I noticed that several people can see this. More than 2!
So please, comment and say something useless so I know you're out there (because I'm about 60% certain that you are) and check out my neato (fairly) new layout with an astonishing lack of ads!