"Jumper: A Big Disappointment". Oh, and then in smaller writing "how on earth did I not see this coming"
After being bombarded with Jumper ads for months, I finally got around to watching it. And you know what? I really wish I hadn't. The whole story was a gigantic badly-thought-through mess. Sure, the actual jumping thing is cool... very cool, but there really wasn't anything at all else to it. It was all incredibly generic, and I can't believe I didn't foresee that.
I know what you're thinking, "but Josh, Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are hot, surely they were fun eyecandy even if the story sucked". No. You'd be wrong if you thought that. It seems that the director (or whoever was in charge) tried his or her hardest to make them look the worst that they can.
Overall... I give it two corners of a mouth down... :(
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On the brighter side of me things lately, I've been manipping! I've got a yet another Eliza one on the way, but until then I will just keep you hooked with these two.
Who is this guy? Well, he's the head of the guy who is gonna play Goku in the Dragon Ball Z movie and he was in a Locke-centric episode of Lost. I think his body is a guy from Westlife? The original file is called "backhomepromo", and I think that's Westlife's latest album?
Cobie Smulders (hm, so that's her real name. I just know her as Robin of HIMYM) was on the episode of Tru Calling I watched yesterday, so I thought I'd whip something up. It took me roughly a whole day to make and I'm booored of it. :P Although I am very happy with how everything turned out.
After being bombarded with Jumper ads for months, I finally got around to watching it. And you know what? I really wish I hadn't. The whole story was a gigantic badly-thought-through mess. Sure, the actual jumping thing is cool... very cool, but there really wasn't anything at all else to it. It was all incredibly generic, and I can't believe I didn't foresee that.
I know what you're thinking, "but Josh, Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are hot, surely they were fun eyecandy even if the story sucked". No. You'd be wrong if you thought that. It seems that the director (or whoever was in charge) tried his or her hardest to make them look the worst that they can.
Overall... I give it two corners of a mouth down... :(
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On the brighter side of me things lately, I've been manipping! I've got a yet another Eliza one on the way, but until then I will just keep you hooked with these two.
Who is this guy? Well, he's the head of the guy who is gonna play Goku in the Dragon Ball Z movie and he was in a Locke-centric episode of Lost. I think his body is a guy from Westlife? The original file is called "backhomepromo", and I think that's Westlife's latest album?
Cobie Smulders (hm, so that's her real name. I just know her as Robin of HIMYM) was on the episode of Tru Calling I watched yesterday, so I thought I'd whip something up. It took me roughly a whole day to make and I'm booored of it. :P Although I am very happy with how everything turned out.
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